"How much money does college cost in America?"
I’m really happy with the fact that I haven’t asked my dad for money in a year
- Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
- Me: Math.
*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?
EDWARD BELLA JACOB
PEETA GALE KATNISS
THOSE ARE NOT LOVE TRIANGLES JESUS CHRIST
1. Edward and Bella = love
1A. Jacob wants bella
1B. Edward wants to kill Jacob
2. Katniss…. I don’t think she loves Gale… And she DEFINITELY doesn’t love Peeta . She feels a moral obligation
2A. idk I don’t like either of them for her she’s a strong independent woman who def. don’t need no man
disney music > christmas tunes for sure
have you ever been so hungry you thought you were going to throw up but then realized it’s 6:30p.m. and the only thing you’ve eaten all day was 3 bites of pie and a jolly rancher and that was about 8 hours ago….
Eating„, overreated I suppose
saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license
I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
the deepest post on this site
"Loving me will not be easy. Some days I will be a stuttering apology and you won’t know how to handle all the things I’ve done wrong."