LOOK AT HIM HE IS THE TEA
I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.
Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear
Having someone to take them off
Having someone buy them for you and take them off
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”"
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE AN IGNORANT FUCKWAD THING AND THEN IT WASNT
a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about
- me at 7AM: tired
- me at 12PM: tired
- me at 3PM: tired
- me at 7PM: tired
- me at 10PM: tired
- me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM
its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes
i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi