my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
“I don’t want people to come over with the house a pigsty !!!!! It doesn’t reflect on you Stephanie !!!!!!!”
When I’m the only one who fucking cleans it , it sure as hell doesn’t reflect on you so SHUT THE FUCK UP

I’m so glad I could find the original covers for both of these books for suuuper cheap c: half of my graduation presents to myself are here !
LOL ok it’s decided my father is ordered to stay as far as FUCK away from me on my wedding day because he’s a fucking asshole
He’ll be lucky if he’s invited

So pretty much my mood today is ‘of you’re going to do anything that will piss me off the slightest bit , GO AWAY’

Hair has been ready since yesterday because I know if I would have tried to do it today I would end up ripping it all out…
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised







